“Status: Completed”
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Blurb:
You Zhi, the champion jungler of the XG international tournament, unexpectedly dies from overwork after winning the championship.
When he wakes up, You Zhi finds himself in a hospital room—and discovers that he has just given birth to a child!
He is a man. Give birth, my ass. What kind of deranged, thunderously absurd plot is this? Did he transmigrate to India or something?
It turns out that he accidentally transmigrated into an ABO mpreg audio drama, becoming its vicious cannon-fodder character A.
Cannon Fodder A is a hopeless love-brain who tries to use the baby to force a certain alpha with S-rank pheromones to marry him. The alpha could not care less, takes the child away, throws him two million, and leaves him to fend for himself.
True to expectations, the cannon fodder jumps off a building that very night.
You Zhi: The author would have to be seriously ill to write a braindead plot like this.
Not only did Cannon Fodder A get himself killed, he also left You Zhi, who transmigrated into his body, with a pile of complications.
The most torturous one: postpartum stress disorder.
And it can only be completely treated with the child’s father’s pheromones.
You Zhi: This freaking world can just end already.
After struggling for a while, a certain someone finally gives up fighting reality. You Zhi, originally a fierce top, reluctantly accepts his new setting as a sweet, soft omega.
He returns to his old profession. With jungling mechanics far beyond ordinary people, plus his savage mouth and natural talent for drama, he successfully breaks into the looks category of the livestreaming world and becomes a gaming content creator with a million followers.
Just as his popularity shoots through the roof, a gaming variety show approaches him and asks him to serve as a team coach.
You Zhi goes to record the show. Every episode, whenever You Zhi starts talking, the entire segment is beep—
Don’t ask. He swears too filthily.
What the hell are these celebrities and pro players on the show even doing? In his previous life, You Zhi was a champion jungler in the XG international circuit. Watching these plays is like watching people sprint straight toward high blood pressure.
Especially! That stupid Best Actor. He cannot even do the most basic positioning, casts skills backward, Flashes straight under a tower, scares the enemy marksman speechless, and plays worse than a cannon minion.
The production team prepares a gaming base. You Zhi has barely finished cursing when he arrives, opens the door to his bedroom, and finds himself staring at a miniature version of himself sitting on the bed.
The little cub: “Daddy! I finally found you!”
You Zhi: ?!
The Best Actor walks in with a cold expression and scoops the little cub up.
“Cub, don’t run around again.”
A certain cub: I wasn’t running around! I went to find you a wife!
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Best Actor’s POV
Shen Zichen dotes on Cub in every possible way, yet utterly despises the omega who gave birth to him.
That is because the deranged omega conceived his child in secret, stealing an S-rank alpha gland sample Shen Zichen had donated to a research institute for scientific purposes and using it for in-vitro matching.
Without Shen Zichen knowing, the omega became pregnant with his child and even used the pregnancy to blackmail him into marriage.
Shen Zichen refused to budge. He decisively took away the innocent infant still in swaddling clothes, threw the man two million, and left him to fend for himself.
He had thought he would never have anything to do with that man again. He never expected them to meet on an esports variety show.
Shen Zichen discovers that the man he once despised beyond measure is completely different now.
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After one match
Tormented by postpartum stress disorder, You Zhi is drenched in cold sweat and barely conscious.
He corners Shen Zichen in the restroom, tugs at the hem of the man’s clothes, and grits his teeth through the discomfort. “Shen Zichen, you’re the reason I ended up like this. You have to take responsibility. Help… help me.”
Shen Zichen looks at the omega in front of him, a man who is always trying to act tough, now with reddened eyes and an unusually vulnerable look.
“How do you want me to help you?” Shen Zichen asks hoarsely, supporting his body and brushing his fingers over his wrist.
“Bite… bite me.”
Mindless sweet wish-fulfillment romance
Typical ABO: milky sandalwood × amber
Esports references Honor of Kings
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