Lu Yuanxing searched for Lin Dundun for a long time, and finally his gaze fixed on the bucket.
There seemed to be a sound coming from inside this bucket!
Lu Yuanxing, Lin Xiaoxiao, and Grandma Chen’s gazes all focused nervously on the bucket.
Good heavens. The bucket spoke!
Bucket: I have the following six points to make…
“Dun, Dundun is here…”
Lin Dundun said it again.
Hahahahahaha.
Lu Yuanxing really could not help laughing. His adorable little Dundun had not grown up eating cuteness ice cream; he had grown up eating comedy fruit, right?
Lu Yuanxing could not describe the “shock” of seeing a bucket clatter around in front of him while speaking.
There was no shock, but he was sweating. Awkward sweat~
[I’m dying from laughter, dying from laughter. A bucket is walking around on the ground. Who understands?]
[Hahaha, how can Dundun be this cute? Auntie can see your little tail.]
[Actually, our Dundun is falsely chubby! Look, one bucket can cover him. Dog head.]
[Let’s pretend the incident where he got stuck in the little bunny mascot costume just now never happened.]
Lu Yuanxing, standing in front of Bucket-Dundun, received the greatest impact. The adorable bucket clattered in front of him and finally sat down before him.
“Dundun, what are you doing here?”
When Lin Dundun sat on the ground, the bucket covered him entirely, only revealing a tilted little tail behind his bottom. “I, I’m resting here.”
Lin Dundun tried to preserve his dignity.
[Hahaha, he even knows how to preserve dignity!!]
[I didn’t accidentally get trapped under the bucket. I’m just resting!!]
[Goodness, how can the little child be this adorable? Auntie kisses!]
[Xingxing, do you still want this little child? Why not give him to me? Auntie will help educate him.]
“Why are you resting here?” Lu Yuanxing touched the bucket head.
“I, I’m learning to raise fish.”
Pfft.
Lu Yuanxing wanted to get him out, but after pulling for a while, he could not pull him free.
Good heavens, the little dinosaur costume and the things inside were stuck together.
Was this acceptable?
Lu Yuanxing exerted force, pulling him like a radish. Lin Dundun tilted with the force and rolled, gurgle, gurgle. The little pink bucket rolled on the ground.
Thump, thump, the plastic little fish all spilled out.
Good heavens, little Dundun was already trying to become a sea king at such a young age!
He was truly raising fish.
Lu Yuanxing hurriedly fished the fish-raising child out of the bucket.
Lin Dundun stood in the pile of little fish and felt a little embarrassed. Lu Yuanxing helped wipe the dirt off his body and rubbed the little child’s head.
Lin Dundun secretly looked at Daddy. Xing, Xingxing baby was not angry?
If he had gotten himself this dirty before, baby would have scolded him long ago.
But Lu Yuanxing crouched down, gently held Lin Dundun’s little hand, revealed a smile, and praised him softly and brainlessly. “No, Dundun made it look very pretty! The colors of these little fish are also very pretty~ Dundun has turned into an adorable little calico cat~”
As soon as Lin Dundun heard this, he swelled with pride. “Cat, cat! I’m a little cat.”
“Yes. Little cats are the best at raising fish.”
Lin Dundun was extremely happy. He tapped his little feet and posed for the camera.
Raising fish, I’m professional! Chest out.
[Oh, my adorable little cat! Tiger-headed and tiger-brained.jpg]
[Xingxing wife is the big cat, and the big cat gave birth to a little cat. Correct. Thinking hard.]
[Indeed, no issue! My cat wife and children are so cute, ahhhh!]
Hahahahahaha.
Lu Yuanxing looked at Lin Dundun, who was this fun, and his heart melted with cuteness.
Lin Dundun’s little face still had some mud on it, a little patchy. It made Lu Yuanxing’s heart ache terribly.
He wiped the mud off Lin Dundun. “Cute little Dundun has suffered grievances. Does Daddy hug you?”
“Okay~!”
His voice was far too sweet.
Hearing “Daddy hug,” the whole child perked up.
Being held by Daddy, Lin Dundun was both nervous and happy.
Although now he could sleep with baby every night~ and baby especially spoiled him, Lin Dundun still had lingering fear from how fierce baby had been before.
The current baby was good! He did not want the old baby! Lin Dundun hoped Daddy would never change back again.
Because he was happy, Lin Dundun twisted restlessly in Daddy’s arms, and the little dinosaur tail behind his bottom also lifted and lowered along with him.
Bo-chu, bo-chu~
[Whose little child is this! If no one wants him, I’m carrying him away!]
[Haha, he’s clearly in my wife’s arms. Just say you want to steal the child!]
The little child had a milky scent on him. Lu Yuanxing could not resist reaching out and pinching the little child’s small tail.
The little child stiffened, pursing his lips, and looked at Daddy with big eyes and a restrained smile. “Daddy, you triggered the little dinosaur switch~”
[Hahaha, Dundun has a little bit of humor in him.]
[In other words, what kind of little child is this? Born humorous. Who did he learn this trait from?]
[I don’t think it could be his big daddy. Then it can only be my wife.]
“What happens when the switch is triggered?” Lu Yuanxing cooperated.
“Roar~~~” The little child’s voice was full and strong.
Because he was dressed as a little dinosaur, was this the child version of an evil dragon roar?
Seeing that Lin Dundun was this energetic, Lu Yuanxing felt reassured!
This little incident instead attracted many people over, because Lin Dundun’s performance was simply too cute!
A little dinosaur in a beautiful little beauty’s arms!
And so customers swarmed over to the little stall.
They all came to watch Lu Yuanxing and Lin Dundun.
For a moment, Lu Yuanxing felt that Lin Dundun was like the panda in the park, while he himself was the miserable keeper.
Mm, actually, he was happy.
After holding him for a while, customers came and they had to greet them, so Lin Dundun could only come down.
Lin Dundun also did not want his Xingxing baby to keep holding him, be-because he was worried about Xingxing baby’s waist!
The butler had said Daddy’s waist was not very useful!
If Daddy held Dundun too long, he would hurt!
Lin Dundun flicked his tail again.
“Da, Daddy.”
“You have to help little dinosaur shut down.”
“All right, then how should Daddy help little dinosaur shut down?” Lu Yuanxing could not help saying.
Lin Dundun moved his little tail.
Lu Yuanxing held back laughter and pinched the tip of Lin Dundun’s tail.
Bo-chu.
Lin Dundun leaned over and kissed Lu Yuanxing on the face.
Then he slid down along the force of Lu Yuanxing’s arms.
[Hahaha, it even comes with a shutdown animation!]
[Give me a stack of cyber little dinosaurs like this!]
Lin Dundun’s little feet landed on the ground. In a milky, adorable voice, he said, “Selling things!”
“Okay, let’s sell things together!”
Everyone was overwhelmed by Lin Dundun’s cuteness. With the bonus of Lin Dundun’s adorable little dinosaur and Lin Xiaoxiao’s adorable little bunny, the tourists who came bought quite a few things. Lu Yuanxing also gave each of them a small box of yogurt. It could be said that both host and guests had a wonderful time, and they earned “pots full of money.”
Mm. Lu Yuanxing looked at the small amount of cash in his hand and the WeChat payments received. Although all of it added together was still not three digits, compared with earlier, this should count as a great harvest, right?
They were about to break three digits!
Keep going!
Lin Dundun was young, and after selling for a while, he grew tired.
Lu Yuanxing and Lin Xiaoxiao communicated with customers, while Lin Dundun sat on the pink bucket and swung his little legs, acting as a little fortune cat—no, dinosaur.
Bucket: In my lifetime, I actually became a stool, with a dragon sitting on my body! Shocked.jpg
Is no one speaking for me?
Rounding it up, this family cannot function without me!
[Hahaha, bucket: I have given too much for this family.]
[The bucket has become Dundun’s exclusive little seat!]
[The way he sits on the bucket and swings his little dinosaur legs is so cute.]
[The little tail is swaying too.]
Very quickly, the show reached the second segment.
A pure task with no little interlude would not do.
That kind of show would be too boring and have nothing worth watching. Not only would the viewers feel bored and leave, the attention given to the guests would also decrease.
Gao Shi: I’m not doing this for my year-end Best Variety Show award. I’m doing it for everyone!
Righteous face.jpg
The second segment was—
Drawing fortune slips to do tasks.
As soon as he heard “drawing fortune slips,” Lu Yuanxing became energetic.
But he knew his luck was bad. Sigh, otherwise he would not have had such unlucky openings in both of his lives.
The opening of his first life: an extremely frail constitution, so severe that he could not get out of bed. After finally reaching adulthood and improving a little through treatment, he got into graduate school, only to die from coughing blood while overworking on his thesis.
The opening of his second life: after finally getting a chance to be reborn, he was still drawn into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder character!!
