[That waist is killing people!]
[Obedient, sickly, pretty little married-bottom forever hits my preferences, wuwuwu.]
[Give me married-bottom content!]
[Delicate wife forever!]
[Hello everyone, the one in the livestream room is my wife.]
[Looking forward to my wife’s cooking, ahhhh, feed it into my mouth!]
[Are there any skilled cooks? Feed it directly into my mouth too!]
[Person above, you’re turning this yellow…]
[Speaking of which, if we can’t see who Lu Yuanxing’s husband is, even a clever wife can’t cook without rice!]
[We can ship something else, like the love-hate entanglement between Xingxing and his former teammate Shen Jianian? Learn about the Xing-Jia First Year.]
[Today Is Also Carnival: This is forbidden content. You are not allowed to ship it!!!]
[…]
The live comments were chaotic, full of “wife.” Lu Yuanxing, who had murdered everyone with his waist, could not see any of it.
He was currently worrying over how to cook an edible meal.
His requirements were not high. As long as it could barely be swallowed.
Lu Yuanxing held a spatula in his hand and waved it in small movements, swaying left and right.
[Hahaha, it’s a bit like a kitten scratching with its paws.]
[Kneading! Kneading!]
[Person above, I think it looks like scooping cat litter…]
[You might as well just say burying poop, okay?? I’m still eating! Drag them out, drag them out!]
Lu Yuanxing opened the refrigerator and looked at the ingredients inside. His brain itched. [Got it!]
He would make a national big-pan dish: stir-fried tomato and eggs!
This dish could not possibly go wrong, right?
And it looked very easy to stir-fry!
In his previous life, he had been bedridden with illness. He had either eaten hospital boxed meals or university cafeteria food. He had never cooked for himself.
In a certain sense, this really was Lu Yuanxing’s first time cooking in both of his lives combined.
Lu Yuanxing looked at Lin Dundun and Lin Xiaoxiao with ill intentions. Hehe, little children, you are blessed!
This was Great Cat Lu’s maiden dish!
You will be the first ones to eat crab… no, to eat Lu-style scrambled eggs!
The happiest little children in the world!
…
Lin Xiaoxiao was focusing on sudoku when he suddenly sensed Daddy’s gaze.
His back could not help going cold.
Bad stepdad was thinking about how to trick him again!
Was, was he going to make him taste-test?
In Lin Xiaoxiao’s mind, a scene from a historical drama suddenly flashed by, where subordinates used their own bodies to test poison for the emperor.
His vision went dark.
Would you want this blessing if it were given to you?
Lu Yuanxing stood before the counter, spatula in hand. On the chopping board in front of him were a knife, tomatoes, several eggs, and all kinds of oil, salt, sauces, and seasonings, including ones he needed and ones he did not…
What were the steps for tomato and eggs again?
It was not that he absolutely did not know how. He had some impression of the process, but he was not certain.
It was a state of knowing, but not fully knowing, and being a little worried about the flavor.
Should he put in the tomatoes first or fry the eggs first?
Should the eggs be cracked directly or stirred hard?
For someone who had been bedridden with terminal illness in his previous life, this was undoubtedly a challenge.
It was his first time cooking for the little children. Lu Yuanxing did not want it to taste bad.
[Hahaha, please note, this is moving footage. It is not frozen!]
[Does wife not know how to cook? His confused expression is so cute.]
[The way he brought over all the sauces looks like a cat guarding food. Poor students really do have too much stationery, haha.]
Lu Yuanxing could not help turning his idea toward the little child. He looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and sent out a pleading gaze.
Save, save Daddy.
Lin Xiaoxiao snorted coldly. His delicate little eyes turned away, his hand lightly spinning the pen, but the corner of his lips curved slightly.
Hmph, bad stepdad. Who told him to trick him yesterday! Today, it was bad stepdad’s turn to die socially!
Lu Yuanxing, with a teary cat head, sighed in his heart.
Sigh. Since ancient times, who has never been tricked? You get tricked, I get tricked. Why hold such a grudge?
Who does not go a little crazy? We are all just holding on… who does not…
Stop.
It was fine.
Lu Yuanxing’s gaze became firm. Wasn’t it just cooking a meal? He could do it!
Gao Shi came over and asked, “Lu Yuanxing, have you run into difficulties?”
Was that not nonsense?
Director, listen to yourself. Are those human words? Wasn’t this the task you gave him?
Even if there were no difficulties, one had to create difficulties and go forward?
So Lu Yuanxing blinked and said, “Yes! Usually, these things are all done by the chef at home.”
The director was caught off guard and had wealth flaunted right in his face. How presumptuous!
Wuwuwu, this truly was inhuman wealth!
[Heh heh heh, Lu Yuanxing is acting way too big.]
[The chefs do everything? So Lu Yuanxing really just doesn’t do any work?]
[He’s deliberately showing off, right? Still remembering his rich-person persona? What a pity. Showing off like this will only make people dislike him.]
[But I like little beauties who tell the truth!!]
[Is telling the truth wrong? I checked. His manor is five thousand square meters, and his house is full of nannies. Not having a chef would be stranger.]
[This is extravagant for us, but maybe it really is just his daily life.]
[I like silly, cute, pretty wife!]
In any case, everything Lu Yuanxing said had become topical. With topics came controversy, and with controversy came heat.
Lu Yuanxing lowered his eyes, still secretly delighted. Hehe, hurry and scold me. Compared with the later all-internet ridicule, this level of scolding is still bearable. It would be best if they quickly made him withdraw!
Unexpectedly, the director informed him that his livestream room’s popularity had already rushed to first place, higher than Film Emperor Sheng’s and Shen Jianian’s livestream rooms.
Lu Yuanxing lowered his head and prepared to cook. Xiaoxiao would not help him, but there had to be a way!
Hehe, got it, meow!
Lu Yuanxing took out his phone, downloaded a cooking app, and checked information!
The internet was so developed now. If he did not know how, could he not learn on the spot?
But Lu Yuanxing looked at the text descriptions above: appropriate amount, sugar equivalent to the quantity of vegetables, and so on…
He felt as though his brain had disappeared a little again.
Appropriate amount. Equivalent. Exactly how much was that?
Ah, bad news. He was about to grow a brain!
Lu Yuanxing cut the tomatoes into pieces, then beat the egg yolks and stirred them. Finally, he carefully poured in oil and heated the pan…
[Not going to lie, he’s doing it in a pretty decent way.]
[Looking forward to pretty wife’s fragrant meal!]
Lu Yuanxing only started adding salt and sugar after putting both the tomatoes and eggs into the pan.
Because the pan was already hot, Lu Yuanxing was afraid the food would burn and became a little flustered.
Then, when it was time to add salt, Lu Yuanxing held a small spoon and glanced at the sugar bowl.
He blinked playfully at his follow-cam director’s camera and said, “Do you think I’ll mix up sugar and salt? Wrong! This is sugar! I won’t put in the wrong one!”
After saying that, Lu Yuanxing switched his spoon to the salt.
[Hahaha, so cute.]
[I really thought wife would mix them up.]
[I announce that Lu Yuanxing is my wife for today! I won’t criticize him for now.]
[Wife’s close-up is so good.]
But when Lu Yuanxing finally plated a dish of tomato and eggs and tasted it…
He placed a piece of egg mixed with tomato juice into his mouth, and his expression gradually became indescribable.
[The color of this dish looks pretty good!]
[Yeah, Lu Yuanxing’s first cooking attempt turned out pretty well. The first time I cooked, I burned everything.]
[I want to taste it too! Pretty wife’s food!]
[Although, don’t you all think Xingxing’s expression is a little subtle…]
[I’ve wanted to say this for ages! When Xingxing added salt earlier, he knocked over the salt jar! Everyone look carefully at the replay! Don’t you think there’s a bit too much salt?]
Lu Yuanxing: “Pfft, cough, cough, cough, cough… Too salty, too salty!”
If I am guilty, let the law punish me, not make me eat a salt jar.
After eating that mouthful of egg, Lu Yuanxing felt his brain buzzing.
He had almost been sent away.
[Hahaha, his eyes gradually lost their soul.]
[Is this the master of dark cuisine?]
[Kitchen bomber contestant!]
[Lethal dose of salt.]
After tasting that mouthful, Lu Yuanxing’s eyes gradually lost their shine. He felt as if his soul had, in other words, left his body a little and was spiraling into the heavens.
It felt like he saw flowing water and a small bridge.
Who does not go a little crazy… We are all just holding on… who does not…
Fell into a loop.
[Hahaha, what is cute little Xingxing muttering?]
[That expression has been marinated through.]
[So expressive. If he had acting skills like this, would those previous web dramas have been roasted?]
Lin Xiaoxiao pretended to read while glancing at Daddy from the corner of his eye, pressing his thin lips together to hold back laughter.
Hmph, bad stepdad. Who told him to bully him? He was finally being laughed at by netizens!
But Lin Xiaoxiao could not help looking at Lu Yuanxing again. What was wrong with bad stepdad? His face looked like he had drunk the soup of forgetfulness.
…He should still help him. After all, the one being embarrassed was not only bad stepdad himself.
He, he was not worried about bad stepdad.
But unexpectedly, before Lin Xiaoxiao could even get up, Lu Yuanxing’s eyes lit up and he recovered again.
His eyes flashed with the light of wisdom. Ura!
Cats always have a way.jpg
Lin Xiaoxiao’s pupils trembled. Had Daddy’s brain mutated a second time?
He slowly sat back down, wanting to see what new thing Daddy had come up with.
A-anyway, if Daddy really could not do it, he would still open his mouth and ask him.
Hehe, proud.
Lu Yuanxing sneakily added water to the tomato and eggs and heated them again.
He picked up a small spoon and tasted it again.
Mm, the flavor was not bad!!
Lu Yuanxing comfortably narrowed his eyes. Great success!
He had made a successful dish!
His plan was this: this dish would become noodle sauce, and then he only had to boil some dried noodles. That way, they would have tomato-and-egg noodles, and even the staple food problem would be solved!
In other words, he could not possibly fail at boiling plain noodles too, right?
Hehe, hehehe.
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I’m super amazing!
So Lu Yuanxing said to the follow-cam teacher’s camera, “What I made is tomato-and-egg noodle sauce, not stir-fried tomato and eggs!”
He tilted his head, stretched out his little hand, and gently pressed the air. “Eh, what is this? Amnesia spray! Eh, what is this? Amnesia spray! …Eh?”
[Hahahahaha, too cute!]
[Obedient wife, let me taste a bite and I’ll forgive you!]
[Wife, let me bite you once, and I’ll pretend to lose my memory.]
Author’s note:
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or watered me with nutrient solution between 2023-03-09 10:33:42 and 2023-03-13 09:08:04.
Thank you to the little angels who watered me with nutrient solution: Pure Passerby, 10 bottles; Liu Liuqiu, 9 bottles.
Thank you all very much for your support. I will continue working hard!
