[Hahaha, spray the amnesia spray in my face and let me cuddle wife!]
[Heh, you’ve all really been bewitched by him. Lu Yuanxing is a grown adult and still can’t cook. What is cute about that? He’s just been spoiled rotten! Is Lu Yuanxing using some kind of charm magic?!]
However, everyone did not catch the sarcasm in her words. Instead, they seized on the new term.
[Ahhhh, a bewitching beauty.]
[Wife, hurry and bewitch me.]
[Speaking of which, who spoiled Lu Yuanxing into being like this? It must be his mysterious wealthy husband! I really want to know who this mysterious person is!]
[Heh, definitely a middle-aged fat pig with a greasy face and big ears.]
[Marrying an old man decades older than himself just to climb up. That’s exactly something Lu Yuanxing would do.]
[Sorry, but when I think of him together with a middle-aged balding old man… I want to puke. I really can’t find it cute.]
Assistant Zhang was currently researching how he could successfully infiltrate the nanny squad at the Lin residence.
So he opened the livestream to watch his daily dose of little children.
Assistant Zhang had once helped take care of Lin Dundun and Lin Xiaoxiao in the office. He was already a loyal member of these two little children’s fan club. Forget everything else, he had to absorb child cuteness!
Seeing the content in the live comments, Assistant Zhang could not help posting one.
[That’s not it at all! Mr. Lu’s man is very cool! Tall and handsome, an elite of the business world… the youngest chairman of the Lin family!]
[Hahaha, what are you talking about?]
[A comedy contestant?]
[Don’t tell me you’re someone from the Lin family company?]
[Yes, I’m at the Lin company!] Assistant Zhang hurriedly clenched his fist and typed.
[I’m also a high-level shareholder at the Lin family company.]
[I’m the butler of the Lin family’s great manor. I’m livestreaming right now.]
Assistant Zhang: “…”
These people were really dogs!
Everything he said was true! Why would these people not listen to advice?
Listen to advice and you will eat your fill!
Not only could they happily ship the couple together with him, they could also avoid the trouble of randomly imagining some middle-aged man with a big belly!
[Speaking of which, Lin Dundun and Lin Xiaoxiao are both surnamed Lin, so Lu Yuanxing’s man really is surnamed Lin.]
[Could it really be the Lin family? Let me see how many wealthy families named Lin there are.]
[Whoa, there’s one consortium whose wealth ranks first in the country…]
[Even if it is, the person Lu Yuanxing married definitely isn’t the Lin family’s current person in power, Lin Jingzhou. It must be some middle-aged uncle or elder relative of Lin Jingzhou…]
[Can you all stop having such dirty mouths? Can’t we just watch the parenting variety show properly and absorb wife properly?]
[What rhythm are you trying to stir up?]
Someone pulled up a photo of Lin Jingzhou and posted it.
It was only a silhouette from a press conference. Lin Jingzhou had been caught in frame from the side. His smooth jawline and deep-set eyes appeared in the photo.
The man wore a crisp suit. His long fingers held a pen, half-propped, casually resting in front of him.
Just his side profile alone was peerlessly handsome, three parts casual and seven parts lazy.
[What the hell, if I could marry a man like that in this life, I could die without regrets.]
[His eyes are black, so Lu Yuanxing definitely didn’t marry him, haha.]
At this moment, the man everyone was discussing was sitting inside the chairman’s office of the Lin family’s overseas company.
His back faced the floor-to-ceiling windows, and sunlight spilled warm light over the chair back.
His deep, slender eyes aligned with the light at a certain moment, flashing an almost imperceptible gleam of bright blue.
His good friend Zhou Mitian walked in and sat down heavily on the sofa.
He watched the livestream on his phone while laughing loudly, looking extremely happy.
“The pilot livestream of Happy Baby is too good, hahahaha. My goodness, I’m so young, so why do I love watching parenting variety shows this much?”
“This Lu Yuanxing is too funny, what the hell. Hey, aren’t these your family’s two little children?!”
“I really recommend it to you! Among the entire livestream, your family’s footage is the funniest!”
“It’s number one in popularity!”
Zhou Mitian could not wait to promote it to this big block of ice.
Sigh, competing every day, being busy every day. He did not know what this man, who had entered the international rich list at the youngest age, was after.
Supporting a family?
Was all this money still not enough?
Zhou Mitian’s pupils trembled.
S-so, raising a wife required this much money?!
Was this what it meant to be a man with a family?
He… should he postpone his plan to find a wife?
He was still young. He did not want to live this kind of life, flying around all day, reversing day and night to earn money!
Besides, he did not have Lin Jingzhou’s energy.
Not everyone could become the richest person in a short time.
Speaking of which, Zhou Mitian knew that Lu Yuanxing and Lin Jingzhou did not have a good relationship. He had heard that Lin Jingzhou’s wife asked him for money every day, caused trouble all the time, and stayed away from home. Lin Jingzhou did not want to discuss it, so Zhou Mitian rarely brought it up.
But today’s parenting variety show was too damn funny.
Zhou Mitian watched it with great addiction, wanting to see what little tricks Lu Yuanxing still had.
Amnesia spray and all that…
Just then, Lu Yuanxing’s large face moved close to the screen.
Zhou Mitian was hit head-on by the little beauty’s world-class looks and received a huge impact.
It was not enough for him to be impacted alone. He also wanted to impact this cold man!
So Lu Yuanxing pressed close to his face, and he made Lu Yuanxing press close to Lin Jingzhou’s face.
He brought the phone close to Lin Jingzhou’s handsome face.
Lin Jingzhou slapped him away. “Very idle?”
Zhou Mitian shuddered.
Help, help.
He did not want to work.
He was the young master of Jinjiang Hotel’s global chain. At present, he was following Lin Jingzhou in entrepreneurship, doing his old graduate-school profession here with Lin Jingzhou and acting as his legal counsel.
Because there was an entire legal team, he usually did not have much work and only helped when his skills were needed.
He did not want to get competitive!
Who would save this child?
Zhou Mitian’s brain began spinning rapidly for a solution, and his eyes started darting left and right.
Suddenly, Zhou Mitian saw the phone screen on Lin Jingzhou’s desk.
“What the hell, what’s on your phone screen?”
That fleeting glimpse… that familiar livestream scene.
“Nothing.”
Lin Jingzhou turned the phone face down.
“Let me see!”
Zhou Mitian picked up the phone again.
“Zhou Mitian.”
“Mm?”
“Get lost.”
The Lu family.
The eldest son of the Lu family, Lu Yuanze, opened the Happy Baby livestream.
He had originally not known about this matter. It was Lu Yuantang who had casually mentioned it during a meal, saying that Lu Yuanxing was not paying much attention to his behavior in the livestream and was not like the other guests at all, appearing a little lazy.
Of course, Lu Yuantang’s original words had not been very sharp. At the end, he had even added, “It’s actually kind of interesting.”
Kind of interesting.
As though he genuinely thought his half-brother, born in the same year, Lu Yuanxing, was an interesting person and had no other meaning.
During a break from work, elder brother Lu Yuanze hesitated again and again, but finally could not help opening the livestream.
Lu Yuanxing had not come back for a long time. What was going on?
Lu Yuanze tapped the desk. Could it be because Lu Yuanxing had been in a car accident and they had not gone to see him, so he was unhappy?
Lu Yuanxing had always been like this. He would throw petty tantrums. His personality was awful, and he had no ability, but he insisted on wanting to become famous.
He had taken Yuantang’s resources and fought with Yuantang for Father’s affection. Yuantang was already so pitiful. Could Yuanxing not yield to him a little, be more magnanimous, and be more sensible?
Besides, how could their Lu family have so much property for Lu Yuanxing to squander?
Lu Yuanze sighed.
When the livestream room opened, Lu Yuanze had originally wanted to see how willful and lazy his younger brother was. But when he saw the interaction between Lu Yuanxing and his little nephew, Lu Yuanze found himself unable to stop watching.
The director team deliberately brought up a topic and asked Lu Yuanxing to introduce his family. Lu Yuanxing only introduced the little children and the Lin family’s butler and servants. He even mentioned the cats and dogs, but as for the Lu family, he did not mention them at all.
There should be a limit to being willful.
At some point, they should call Lu Yuanxing home for a meal.
Inside the kitchen, Lu Yuanxing was still fighting a difficult battle with the spatula.
Fortunately, boiling dried noodles was indeed much easier.
Lu Yuanxing brought the water to a boil and put the noodles into the pot. But a new problem came: how long did he need to cook these noodles?
Lu Yuanxing had absolutely no experience…
This really was making things difficult for someone who had once been bedridden with illness and had never been in a kitchen.
Even after transmigrating here, his food, clothing, shelter, and transport had all been arranged entirely by the butler.
But looking this tiny matter up online in front of everyone was too embarrassing…
Just as he was worrying—
A little hand suddenly held the hand with which he was holding the spoon and trying to scoop the noodles.
“Dumplings need three boils, noodles need two,” Lin Xiaoxiao said awkwardly from the side. He turned his head away, leaving only a small, smooth, beautiful side profile to Lu Yuanxing as he explained quietly.
Hmph, bad stepdad. If he did not come over, his bad stepdad would embarrass the Lin family.
As the Lin family’s heir, he had a responsibility to help family members and uphold the Lin family’s glory!
Yes, his starting point was exactly that noble!
He, he was definitely not worried that bad stepdad would ruin the noodles and be laughed at. He was not worried that bad stepdad would be sad, and he was certainly not worried that their family of three would have no food today!
Lin Xiaoxiao could not help glancing at Lin Dundun, who was playing with toy cars in the living room. Lin Dundun was still muttering, “Practice driving cars, grow up and be Daddy’s driver.” Sigh, this little child could not be counted on.
He had given too much for this family.
Lu Yuanxing’s pupils trembled. “How do you know?”
Lin Xiaoxiao was only five! And Lin Xiaoxiao was a wealthy young master in the truest sense. Since childhood, he had never done kitchen work, right?
“Big Daddy taught me,” Lin Xiaoxiao explained.
As he spoke, he put on a small apron, stood on tiptoe, picked up a wire skimmer, and stirred the pot. “Don’t use a spoon to cook noodles. Use this.”
As he spoke, he washed a scallion and put it on the chopping board, then took a small knife and chopped it. “Also, after scooping the noodles out, sprinkle a little chopped scallion on top.”
Lu Yuanxing watched in shock as the little child performed all of this smoothly. At this moment, it was as if Lin Xiaoxiao was the parent and he was the naughty child making trouble in the kitchen.
Although Lin Xiaoxiao was only five, his eyes were very calm, reminding Lu Yuanxing of the original novel’s description of the great villain Lin Jingzhou.
Lin Jingzhou was probably like this too.
At this moment, Lin Xiaoxiao was so reliable that he did not seem five. He looked like a fifteen- or sixteen-year-old older child.
Whimper.
His future was promising!
Good luck, little overbearing CEO! When you grow up, work hard to earn money and support this family too!
Speaking of which, Lu Yuanxing suddenly remembered something. Just now, Lin Xiaoxiao had not said, “My life teacher taught me.” Instead, he had said Lin Jingzhou taught him?!
Could Lin Jingzhou know how to cook?!
Heh, how could that be possible.
The little child was definitely saving face for Lin Jingzhou in front of outsiders!
Look at how sensible little Xiaoxiao was. Lin Jingzhou really was blessed.
At this moment, the live comments exploded too.
[Ahhhh, the way he helps cook noodles is so handsome.]
[Is this really a five-year-old child? Why did I see boyfriend power in a livestream?]
[He already has boyfriend power at this age. What will he be like when he grows up? Child, wait for auntie to watch you grow up.]
[Speaking of which, is the child Lu Yuanxing is taking onto the parenting variety show Lin Dundun? I want Xiaoxiao to go too!]
[One person petitions for Lin Xiaoxiao to join the variety show.]
[Ten thousand people petition for Lin Xiaoxiao to join the variety show…]
[I am now a fan of the cool little child Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao, join the show!]
[Director Gao Shi, time to cause trouble. Xiaoxiao’s popularity is this high. Aren’t you considering it?]
[Think about your traffic, your ratings!]
[…]
Gao Shi was stunned when he saw the live comments too. As a qualified director, of course he cared about the audience and viewership. He just had not expected everyone to throw such a huge difficulty at him right away.
He had already heard that Lu Yuanxing had almost fallen out with his management company before, and even proposed not participating in the parenting variety show anymore. He had only stopped considering it because of the penalty clause.
Moreover, the parenting variety show had never had a situation before where one parent brought two children. Should he agree to the suggestion of letting Lin Xiaoxiao join the parenting variety show too, or should he not?
Author’s note:
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or watered me with nutrient solution between 2023-03-13 09:08:04 and 2023-03-15 10:38:41.
Thank you to the little angel who watered me with nutrient solution: Little Moon, 3 bottles.
Thank you all very much for your support. I will continue working hard!
