The Sickly Beauty Didn't Run Away After Getting Pregnant [Entertainment Industry]
Author: Sui Jigeng
Synopsis:
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Xu Xishuang transmigrated into a novel, becoming a walking baby-delivery device in an entertainment-industry story.
This particular tool was a sickly beauty who could barely take three steps without gasping for breath. After accidentally spending a night with the terrifying superstar, he ended up pregnant with the man's child.
Because Yan Yushan's fearsome reputation preceded him, the sickly beauty dared not tell him the truth. He fled the entertainment industry as quickly as he could, only to succumb to his poor health after giving birth, leaving a child behind.
Yan Yushan took the baby and promptly embarked on a passionate romance with the story's main bottom. Blessed by the entire entertainment industry, the three became one happy family.
Xu Xishuang: ? (Expletives.)
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When Xu Xishuang learned that he had only nine months left to live and would die after giving birth, he did not run away. Instead, he sought Yan Yushan out and handed him the results of his medical examinations.
Xu Xishuang went straight to the point. “I'm pregnant. It's yours.”
Yan Yushan's pupils contracted in shock.
To escape his fatal ending, Xu Xishuang chose to remain in the entertainment industry.
Who could have imagined that the people he argued with would have their scandals exposed and their careers destroyed; that the villains he deliberately played would become wildly popular; that the photographs he casually took would go viral; or that even the variety show he appeared on with Yan Yushan would become a sensation thanks to their enormous number of couple fans…?
Shortly before giving birth, Xu Xishuang unexpectedly received a marriage proposal from Yan Yushan. The story's original main bottom stood nearby, crying with emotion and applauding enthusiastically along with all the other couple fans.
Xu Xishuang: …
#It Seems the Entire Plot Has Fallen Apart#
#I Gave Birth and I'm Still Alive#
#Now I Have to Take My Baby on a Variety Show Too?!#
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The master of mystic arts Zhu Wu died, then transmigrated into a certain kind of *novel.
Zhu Wu: “What kind of novel?”
System: “The kind where everything happens below the neck, with all sorts of censored-this and censored-that!”
The System told Zhu Wu that he was now a substitute for the main bottom, burdened with multiple debuffs as a fake young master from a wealthy family whom everyone despised. As long as he followed the plot, “served” four powerful men, experienced every plot point of physical and emotional torment, and was eventually abandoned by them, he would receive a huge sum of money and retire in triumph.
Zhu Wu: Thank you, but all I want is the money. +
And so, to the System's despairing cries, Zhu Wu let the plot run wild. The genre jumped from a modern abusive romance to supernatural fantasy, taking the entire world's established rules down with it.
Powerful Man Number One pinned him against a wall and rasped, “You don't look like him when you smile.”
Zhu Wu stubbornly lifted his head. “That's right. Like the spirit haunting your father, I can only live in someone else's shadow!”
Powerful Man Number Two flung his hand away and sneered, “You think you're worthy of touching me?”
Zhu Wu retreated in humiliation. “I know. Like the lecherous ghost possessing your sister, I'm not worthy of touching anyone.”
Powerful Man Number Three locked him in the bathroom and muttered wildly, “You're different from him. He's pure.”
Zhu Wu stared blankly. “Yes. Like the drowned ghost haunting your nephew, I'm covered in mud.”
Powerful Man Number Four lifted his leg and said disdainfully, “He can dance. He's much more flexible than you.”
Tears filled Zhu Wu's eyes as he bit his lip. “Mm. I'm as stiff as the zombie in your basement. I can't even do the splits.”
In the end, Zhu Wu successfully provided all four powerful men with services (ghost-catching services), completed the plot points, was thrown out (respectfully escorted out), and received several enormous breakup payments (money paid to save their lives). His mission was a complete success.
But just as Zhu Wu was preparing to retire and accept a few disciples to pass on his family's skills, the novel's great villain came knocking.
Xiao Bei: “How much would it cost for me to marry into your family? Would my entire fortune be enough?”
Zhu Wu's eyes lit up. “Enough! More than enough!”
System: ???
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? Tags: Male Pregnancy ?? Devoted Love ?? Entertainment Industry ?? Transmigration into a Book
? Rating: 8.0 points ?
