The Cannon-Fodder Dad in a Parenting Variety Show Novel
Author: Yancheng Taishousheng
Synopsis:
(1)
Zhou Zhou transmigrated into a parenting-variety-show novel as a cannon-fodder dad.
The original owner took his three-year-old son onto the livestreamed variety show Intern Dad, enthusiastically crafting the personas of a “scatterbrained, delicate little diva dad” and a “three-year-old overpowered-genius son,” prettily calling it “reverse parenting.”
His behavior included, but was not limited to:
Making his three-year-old son stand on a little stool and cook over an open flame because Dad did not know how to cook.
Making his three-year-old son splash through a mud pit because Dad wanted to win the game but was afraid of getting dirty.
Making his three-year-old son go out alone late at night to buy medicine because Dad was greedy and ate too many snacks.
The comments the original owner imagined: The overpowered little genius is carrying Dad! So loving!
The actual comments: Child abuser, go sit in prison!
Zhou Zhou: 🙂
Very criminal. At this rate, his future was looking more and more promising—in terms of years behind bars.
Fortunately, it was only the first day of the livestream. There was still time.
(2)
The little one knew that Dad did not like him and was always fierce with him.
The night before the livestream, he told himself that if Dad was mean to him one more time, he really would stop liking Dad.
The first day of the livestream—
At seven in the morning, he prepared to get up and make breakfast. Dad wrapped an arm around him. “We’re ordering delivery. I blew up the kitchen yesterday.”
During the mud-pit game, he prepared to jump in. Dad yanked him back and waved at the production team. “We automatically forfeit this one!”
At night, Dad hugged a giant snack pack and ate wildly while watching television. He prepared to go buy stomach medicine. Dad stuffed a huge strip of spicy snack into his mouth. “Don’t underestimate your dad’s iron stomach.”
The little one stared at him strangely. Zhou Zhou chewed on the spicy snack. “What are you looking at? Eat your fruit bowl. Kids can’t eat spicy strips.”
Little one: 🙂
(3)
On the first day of the livestream, the paid trolls failed to catch Zhou Zhou doing anything wrong, so they began digging into the child’s background instead.
[Zhou Zhou is this washed up and still gets acting jobs and variety shows. He definitely has a sugar daddy behind him.]
[Is it Director X, who is fifty-six this year? Or that fat, greasy Producer X?]
Meanwhile, in a villa deep in the mountains, a reclusive business tycoon opened his eyes at the exact same time Zhou Zhou “entered the book.”
The tycoon abruptly rolled over and sat up, staring coldly at the empty space beside him.
Wait. Where was his wife? Where was his child?
The tycoon picked up his phone to understand the world—
Zhou Zhou Takes Care of a Child [EXPLODING]
Zhou Zhou Says Husband Is Dead [EXPLODING]
Zhou Zhou Says Child Was Conceived Independently [HOT]
Tycoon: 🙂
• The child is biologically theirs. The gong and shou both return at the beginning.
• The shou is the original owner himself. Someone else had occupied his body; the abuse of the child was done by the transmigrator.
Content tags: Childbearing, Devoted Love, Sweet Romance, Transmigration into a Book
Search keywords: Protagonist: Love 🙂 the whole family | Supporting cast: | Other:
One-sentence summary: Cannon fodder turns into a lovable fool [COUNTDOWN TO COMPLETION]
Theme: Don’t force children into endless achievement! Give them a happy childhood!